Chapter Three
Ten Year Chaos
With the banishing of Fale and the end to the name Rare Angel, there was no order left in the Dragon Fangs. Cort was free to reconstruct laws, ordering massive waves of murder and robbery. Police were stripped of their power and forced to leave all major cities within the continent. Banks were forced to unlock all safes, and once all the money was acquired and taken back to headquarters, explosives destroyed the remains of the bank whether there were people inside or not. Food supplies were no longer hauled to stores, but sent directly to a storage that would keep the Dragon Fangs fed. Vehicles were 'donated' to
Chapter Two
Explanation
Men dressed in expensive suits left a meeting room except for one. Fale sat in his father's chair at the head of the meeting table, head resting on his fingers as his elbows rested upon the table. A handpicked servant girl massaged his shoulders. She wore a bikini top with low cut shorts, for it was mandatory all servant girls wore this attire. They also had to be between eighteen years and twenty-three years old. Any older or younger then the regulated ages trying to sneak their way within the gang were sent to prison. That was Dragon Fangs law. Dragon Fangs, the world's top gang and soon to be the world's rulers, c
Chapter One
Betrayal
Margos walked slowly towards an abandoned factory. He wore a blue trench coat and a tucked in black shirt. Black pants were tucked into steel-toed boots. He wore his black hair tied in a ponytail. He looked as if he was forty, but he was only twenty-eight. His facial features trained to be unreadable, comparable to those of a person who had witnessed and taken part in many fights. He approached the old factory with slow, steady steps. From his point of view, the factory looked as if it were going to collapse at any moment. He approached the door and hesitated to knock. Because he was alone, he was more cautious than h
In the end, when everything ceases to exist and the eyes of God are ripped from his sockets, not even Satan would have his way. Why? Because there would be no belief in either. God would diminish and Satan would burn in hell. The world will crumble, piece by miserable piece. Only those who never believed in the beginning shall have an afterlife, for they will go to their own vision of heaven. Churches will be razed to the ground. Sunday will be the day of ruining. Fridays will still be cool, as will Saturdays. Billions will turn to the wanting of flesh, for they will no longer have someone to watch them. Sin is erased, for hell is no longer t
Never mind the eternity of suffering. You are in hell. Nothing you say can change your outcome in life. All events that have occurred in anyone's life are for nothing except determining where you will be placed in the afterlife. You may have fun, you may get hurt, you may even hate it entirely. But once death occurs and you are sent where you are meant to go, there is nothing to take back what you threw down. Your life could be spent doing good deeds. Yet, no one can ignore their own needs. Sometimes they're greater then anything else. Sexual pleasure, drugs, alcohol, racing in fast cars, guns, violence, destruction. It all adds up. Nothing c
When I look at people, living life like it's a race
Instead of helping out, they spit in each other's face
The rich and the poor, they'll always be segregated
Yet in my mind, I've always debated
About commonplace things, like rape, murder, drugs
When someone thinks their tough, they call themselves thugs
I get so confused, what the hell does that even mean
They call themselves gangster, yet they don't know how to read
In this world we live in, everything is clear as day
Yet the minds are so clouded, they don't even know their own way
Why do you like to fight, why don't you put down the knife
If you have a child, take care of them a
Episode 8 House of Flying Pancakes
(Episode begins with Captain Obvious and Vestigio dressed like old Chinese officers that work for the government. They're inside of a brothel. Captain Obvious has a hat on that has two crossbows and a cannon that shoots fireworks on top. It has a crank on the side. At their sides they have Chinese swords. Captain Obvious is really drunk. Women are dancing around them. He starts talking)
Captain Obvious: Man, these are women. They dance good too. Come here, my little flower lady.
(He pulls one of them near him and places her on his lap)
Come. Dance me a song.
Woman: What about your friend here?
Captain
Episode 7: The Legendary Fated Battle
(Episode begins with everyone inside of a house. Even Vegian, Captain Subtle, and Evil Manchong are there. Everyone is enjoying a nice dinner. Dr. Smartass walks into the room carrying dessert. Everyone is having a lot of fun as they begin eating the dessert)
Captain Obvious: It's chocolate. Just chocolate.
Dr. Smartass: I love chocolate.
Captain Obvious: I love furry things, but you don't see me bringing Mr. Sunshine to the dinner table.
Dr. Smartass: Yes you do. He's eating the chicken right now.
(Mr. Sunshine is licking himself, then starts chewing on bits of chicken)
Evil Manchong: That looks m
Episode 6: Battle Royale
Psychologist: Now, tell me. What seems to be the problem?
Vestigio: Well, it's like this. I want to stop living, but there is no way I can accomplish that. I've tried many things. Like the time I intentionally wandered into a hole full of bears. And then there was the time when I had nothing to eat for one day. It just all doesn't make any sense. What should I do?
(The psychologist gets out a needle)
What is that? Will that help me?
Psychologist: Yes. Help you.
(Injects it into Vestigio. He falls asleep)
Huh? He's just asleep. That wasn't the toxin. Then what's this?
(Injects it into his arm)
Oh. Wow. Man, am
Episode 5: Family Reunion
(At the bottom of an ocean, a hand of metal bursts through the ocean's bottom)
Hand: Boom!
(An arm appears, then a shoulder, then an entire human bursts through the bottom. His cape is blowing to the side. Elsewhere, at Mr. Important's mansion, an alarm goes off and a screen turns on. Everyone is in panic)
Captain Obvious: Oh my God! He's back! Superfluous was supposed to be dead!
(Everyone runs around screaming in fright. Superfluous starts swimming up to the surface. Awesome guitar music sounds in the background. On the screen, he is a little red dot moving slowly upwards)
Vestigio: What are we going to do?!
Chapter One
Strange Encounters
There is a bar not far from the hotel where anyone can meet anyone, including yourself. The bar's name, The Drunken Shootout, suits it perfectly. Almost every day a fight will break out and someone always gets shot. In the end, though, everyone gets shot. That is how nature worked in this pathetic excuse for a town. The only thing decent is the hotel, where they have the cleanest bathrooms. Rumors have spread that someone had eaten off the floor of one of the bathrooms. He told everyone that the floor was so shiny and clean that the food he had eaten tasted better then any other time he had eaten in his life.
Episode 1: Beginning of the End
(A bunch of Army people are at an Army hidden room. They are discussing important Army chores)
General Big Guy: WE HAVE A NEW SITUATION! IT'S DANGEROUS! EVIL MANCHONG HAS BURNED DOWN CHINA!
(Pulls out a map)
SEE, HE BURNED DOWN CHINA!
(Points at Japan)
Small Private: Sir, uh, that's Japan.
General Big Guy: THEY'RE THE SAME THING!
Small Asian Private: They are different, sir. China never had Godzilla.
General Big Guy: YES, BUT THEY HAD HITLER!
White Private: Sources say he is working for Vegian now. That can be trouble for us.
General Big Guy:
(Mimics him)
THAT CAN BE TROUBLE FOR US! WHAT ARE YOU, M
Chapter Two
The Mysterious Light
The stars shown brightly over the vast land, illuminating the desert. The moon was full because it felt like it. Many animals came out of their homes to seek food for their bellies. Some pussy footed around to avoid being heard. Others were too lazy. Some, such as the rhino, were too massive to pussy foot around. Good thing there were only the miniature rhinos in this desert. They were similar to rhinos, except a lot smaller and a lot more compact. Some people are able to pick them up and then drop them because they were heavy. Yet, actually seeing a miniature rhino is rare for they are hunted by the miniat
Chapter Three
The Unknown Attacker
When El-Dimantez, Yarr, and Sir Horselover awoke, they were awake. Yarr stood up and stretched. Sir Horselover stood and brushed the sand off his armor. El-Dimantez took a leak behind a hill. The sound of him relieving himself was the loudest noise, for everything was silent. He was also heard making relief noises with his mouth. This was enough to wake the homeless bum.
"Is it breakfast already?" Asked the homeless bum. "I usually eat eggs with sausage. Toast is good too. I also enj-…" he was hit on the head with a large rock, which made him fall unconscious.
"Yarr, yaryaryaryaryaryaryaryaryaryaryary
Chapter Four
The Unorthodox Town
The journey through the desert was not pleasant for the three travelers. After their recent losing battle with the still unknown attacker they were depleted of their energy. A hummingbird flew by in front of Yarr and the force of its wings flapping knocked him off Humper. During midday a sand storm ensnared them in blindness. They became lost and eventually found the right path because they followed the spiked monkey to a waterhole. There, they quenched their thirst and so did their rides. While they were there, more spiked monkeys showed up and they began fighting each other. As the three travelers watched
Chapter Five
The Enigmatic Enemy
At night, when one looks to the sky, they may see a bunch of little glowing dots that sometimes shoot at each other. Many people call them stars. Yet, what no one knows is that there is really a magical being that lives upon those stars. What else no one knows is that the being created those stars because he needed a light source instead of candles. That being has created many wonderful things, from the lightning bolt to the volcanic eruption. He dwells within his castle of fortitude. There, he has spent countless millenniums conjuring AIDS and gonorrhea because he was bored. He found Earth one day and deci
Chapter Six
Unspeakable Words
Two black men were walking in the desert. One of them looked strangely like a man named Samuel L. Jackson. The other is unknown. They approached an abandoned campfire. Over the fire pit, a cooking pot with a small amount of beans in it hangs.
"What do you suppose is in this pot?" Asked the unknown black man. Samuel L. Jackson stares at him.
"Beans mother fu-!" He was about to yell, when a rock flew from behind him and smacked his head. He fell unconscious. The other man looked around for the one who threw the rock, but no one was there.
Chapter Seven
The Abnormal Occurrence
In everyone's past life there has always been the need for survival. Some found it easier to survive then others because they either never worked a day in their life and inherited some company and became intensely rich, but that money never saw the light of day because it was too busy being given to hookers or party hosts or even fancy restaurants. That is not right. Someone would never be seen at a fancy restaurant in the middle of the day with a lot of money. If someone was not one of those inheritance people, then they were either happy with their jobs or worked in a fast food place. If not even tha
Episode 2: The Mushroom and the Peacock
(Last time on Captain Obvious we left our heroes there at there place. But they're flying in space in Captain Obvious's ship. See, they've been flying around for a long while until they found something. That something is that. Let's start this off with the bad guys shall we?)
Vegian: How did we lose? I mean, come on! We're the bad guys. Aren't we supposed to win for the first few fights, you know, and then the good guys get kind of super powerful and they totally win because that's how the story goes, but not in the beginning because the good guys are shown to be weaker and the bad guy is shown to be
Episode 3: The Muddy Battle
(Last time, the three good guys were fighting Vegian and his new Smile Bot. The Smile Bot fired its rail gun at Captain Obvious and others. Let's see what happens)
Captain Obvious: There are rails flying at us.
Mr. Sunshine: Hiss!
(Turns into the big cat and destroys the rails with an energy beam)
Vegian: Go away, you evil kitty!
Smile Bot: Freedom is all that the people want, so I shall make freedom obey the people. Where is this freedom, for I need to enslave it and use its power for weapons of mass destruction. Heh heh.
(Fires his rail gun, but Mr. Sunshine blows them up again)
Vegian: Dr. Smartass. Do s
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